School Quotes #12 (Sophomore Year)

NO Categories this week. Just random posts :D

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Me: *answers phone* "County Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
Dad: *on the other end*  "....Why couldn't I have a normal daughter?"

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Me: "Mario shouldn't eat random mushrooms."

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Me: *to Susie* "Your soul has epilepsy?"

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*after our class was being extremely random*
Mr. VanKley: "I should give you all names. Jeremy, you are Captain Random."
Jeremy: "AWESOME!!!! I'M A CAPTAIN!!!"
Mr. VK: "Other Jeremy, you are Lieutenant Crazy. And Adam, you are Sergeant Sarcastic."

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Thats all I can find for now, might add more when I find them, cuz I know there are more.

-The Harbringer

School Quotes #11 (sophomore year)

Geometry

*everybody in class complains how Mr. Zeka is such a horrible teacher*

Mr. Van Kley: “Let go of the past. He’s not your teacher anymore.”

Jeremy K.: “FINE! *turns to Jeremy S. who has Mr. Zeka* JEREMY! COMPLAIN!”

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Jeremy S.: “That kid looks like an autistic doorknob.”

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Jeremy K.: “Me and Jeremy are staying over at Ben’s house this Friday….TODAY IS FRIDAY.

I’LL BRING THE PIZZA AND MOVIE! JEREMY *points to Jeremy S.* YOU BRING THE POP! BEN! *points to Ben* YOU BRING YOUR HOUSE!”

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Adam: *about a homework quiz on the smartboard* “So do you want the answer?”

Jeremy S.: “No, he wants the question.”

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Jeremy K.: “We should make a Call of Duty with teletubies!”

Mr. Van Kley: “…That would be sweet.”

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Lunch

Mercedes: *to Nick* “How do you say ‘balls’ in Spanish?”

Nick: *mouthful of food*  “Kadsjfhuoe.” (gibberish)

Mercedes: “STOP TEACHING ME SPANISH WITH A MOUTHFUL OF FOOD, DIPSHIT!”

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Me: “Tell me a joke.”

Susie: “I am a sociably awkward man-dork.”

Me: “Hahahaha……wait, what?”

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That’s all. Sorry its short, even though I missed a few weeks :/

-The Harbringer



HOW DARE YOU?

SOOOOOO, AS YOU CAN SEE THERE WAS NO POST LAST WEEK.
APPARENTLY PEOPLE ARE ONLY FUNNY IN THE FIRST THREE WEEKS OF SCHOOL

SO, IF THERE IS A POST THIS WEEK, IT WILL BE SHORT.

...ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BROKE....AGAIN.....

-THE HARBRINGER

School Quotes #10 (Sophomore Year)

Science

Mrs. Johnson: “My grandpa was an alcoholic, but that’s not what he died from.”
Chris: “My grandpa was an alcoholic too! But that IS what he died from.”

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American History

*using smart board, screensaver comes on (generic windows xp screensaver)*
Mr. Fitz: “Culture is effected by?”
Andy: “Windows XP”
Class: *XD
Mr. Fitz: *turns around* *sighs* “Technology”

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Hallway

_about some smart kid_
Kris: “He’s smart, so that means he’s a walking douchbag”

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Short week short quotes
 
-The Harbringer

School Quotes #9 (Sophomore Year)

Bus

Dominick: “My mom almost cried when I left this morning.”
Calvin: “My mom said, “OH THANK YOU JESUS!”

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Before School

Marce: “This kind of tastes like pepperoni!”
Me: “Most sticks of meat do.”
All: *laughs*
Susie: “How would you know?”
Me: “I don’t.”
Marce: “They pee with that thing, why would you want to stick it in your mouth?”

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Geometry

Mr. Van Kley: “Ah, come on! Nobody here likes cherry Pepsi?!”
Ben: “No that’s gross!”
Mr. V.K.: “Maybe YOU’RE gross!”

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Biology

Mrs. Johnson: “…and then your group will guess the problem-” *glitter lava lamp in the corner flickers*
Joey: “That’s a nice lamp….sorry easily distracted.”

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History

Susie: “I got shot yesterday, and today I get a stalker! What’s next!!”


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Jeremy: “They threw them to the sharks?”
Mr. Zeka: “Yeah, they were dead, who cares?”
Jeremy: “Cannibals”

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Study Hall/Choir Room

Susie: “SHUT UP!! I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!”

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Lunch

Me: *reads fortune cookie* ‘Stop searching forever, happiness is right beside you’ *looks to my right, laughs*
Susie: “What?”
Me: *shows fortune*
Susie: *laughs* *hugs*

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Well, thats alli have for this week.

-The Harbringer

Summertime Quotes

Summer

SUSIE: “We’re all a little special inside. That’s why Adam and I rode the short fire truck.”
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SUSIE: “I dislike completed rainbows.”

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SUSIE: *yelling* “My rainbow looks like crap!”

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SUSIE: “My kitteh makes sounds like a pigion.”

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_I am checking my email while talking on the phone with Susie_
*7 thousand new messages*
ME: “Oh, I’m going to go hang myself now.
SUSIE: “Can you wait until next week? I wanna come over to your house. WE COULD MAKE A NOOSE TOGETHER!!!!!!”
ME: *headdesk*

*later, but still on the phone
 
*hears rustling*
ME: “What are you doing?
SUSIE: “Playing with grandpa.”
ME: “But he’s dead…”
SUSIE: “I know. I’m playing with his big toe"

_inside joke. Susie’s grandpa was cremated when he died, and she got a necklace with his ashes in it. Everybody jokes that she got his big toe._

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*Susie and Adam (sister and brother) arguing about something; also on another note, Susie is Team Jacob*

Adam: "...WELL JACOBS GAY!"

Susie: "EDWARD TURNED HIM GAY!"

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Susie: *staring at a piece of fudge*

Me: "Do you see something in the fudge?"

Susie: "I SEE YOUR FUTURE!"  *eats fudge*  "I ATE YOUR FUTURE!"

Me: @.@

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-The Harbringer

Welcome to hell, may I take your order?

Welcome to the *new* Quote-Epic-Ness.
I had to make a new one because I can not access the original anymore.
But, you can find the original posts here!


I am not a freshman anymore but a sophomore!
So, new year, new layout! i thought about keeping the old one, but I realized it was pretty, but hard to read. so, now its simpler

I kind of copped out around November last year, but that wont happen again (at least i hope), cuz my friend is going to be nagging on me the whole year.

The update times are in the sidebar.

And if you have any comments/questions/concerns email me: zhalia_ink@ymail.com OR booksnart12@aol.com


Pax,
-The Harbringer

School Quotes #8 (Freshman Year)

Algebra

Riley: "The stupid Korean stole my pencil!!"

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English

*after J.D had been saying this all period*

J.D: "...Yeah Brenden, you're a thug."

Erin: "J.D YOU CAN'T SAY 'THUG' AND WEAR COWBOY BOOTS! IT DOESN'T WORK!"


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*Tanner gets called to the board to put up a sentence*

Tanner: "Is it interesting to you people to see what I don't know?"

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Other

*this is from one of my friends Spanish class, and Mateo wasn't listening*

Snr. Yagel: Mateo, are you listening?"

Mateo: "Yes, I am."

Yagel: "No, you aren't"

Mateo: "Yes I am, I have ears!" *points to ears*

Nacho: "Good now where's your nose?"

School Quotes #7 (freshman Year)

Spanish

Jeremy (can't remember his Spanish name) : "Wheres Pancho? wheres Pancho, Alica?"

Pancho: *turns around in his chair* "I'm right here, you idiot!"

Jeremy: "oh"

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World History

Chris R.: "Did Rome fall or was it pushed?"

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Other

*this was on GaiaOnline IM puzzle chatroom thing a couple nights ago*

PrincessShadaraDark (Susie): i realy have to stop talking to u when ur hyped on red bull

TokioHotelForever (me) : AND MNT. DEW AND PIXIE STICKS

PrincessShadaraDark: U HAVE PIXIE STICKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

TokioHotelForever: *headdesk*

TokioHotelForever: yuuuuuus

TokioHotelForever: the pixie sticks

PrincessShadaraDark: did u save me some?

TokioHotelForever: ummm, lets just say i did...

PrincessShadaraDark: U BUTHEAD! U IS NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE AND I WILL KILL U

TokioHotelForever: *go cries in a corner*

PrincessShadaraDark: GET OUT OF MR. CORNER!

TokioHotelForever: ITS NOT MR. CORNER, ITS MR. CORNERS TWIN BROTHER, MR. 90 DEGREE ANGLE WALL

PrincessShadaraDark: …thats a new one

TokioHotelForever: I KNOW RIGHT?

School Quotes #6 (Freshman Year)

Before First Bell

Susie: *after licking an envelope to seal it* "Gah! This envelope tastes bad!"

Me: "You thought it would be good?"

Susie: "Haven't you ever had the envelopes that taste good?"

Me: "NO!"

Susie: "I have; I COULD EAT THE GLUE!"

Me: *headdesk*

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Marcy: "Cold sores are just a smaller version of herpes."

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Mercedes: "I'm never sleeping in that tent again! I'm sleeping in the Suburban; I'M THE REAL CAMPER!"

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Mercedes: "...You stay on this side of the sidewalk and I'll stay on this side and maybe I won't run into you!"

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Spanish

Senora Yagel: *after reading a sentence Tito put on the board* "Okay, we have a problem. The question is "do you like math class?" And you put "No, es abburito"

Class: *blank stares*

Senora Yagel: "That translated into English is, "No, it is a Burrito."

Class: *XD*

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Algebra

Mr. Zeka: "Okay, we have two numbers; we shall call them #1 and #2."

Alex F.: "That's a good idea"

School Quotes #5 (Freshman Year)

On the Bus

Me: *after reading creepy text message from Kyle* "GODS KYLE WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY!"

Small Kids Sitting in the Seats Around Me: *scared looks of WTF*

Katie: "Geez, freak out why don't you!"

Me: "Leave me alone I'm not normal!"

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Spanish

Olivia: *to Emily* "YOU FAIL AT LIFE!"

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Wold History

Mr. Eckstaine: *after talking about elephants in an ancient battle* "...And how do you stop a charging elephant?"

Random People In Class: "Kill it!" ..."Tell it no....?"

Mr. Eckstaine: "You take away his credit card!"

Brendon C.: *sarcastically* "Oh, hahaha"

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Mr. Eckstaine: "Molly, who are you cheering for tonight? Vikings or Packers?"

Molly: "Vikings"

Mr. Eckstaine: "What about tomorrow ?"

Molly: "Twins all the way!"

Mr. Eckstaine: *rolls eyes* "Molly you cant spend the rest of your life being a looser."

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_note: Mr. Eckstaine has tapped over an educational video with Sports Center...twice_

Mr. Eckstaine: "I actually have a video on Hannibal

Brendan C.: "Not Sports Center?"

Mr. Eckstaine: "Not Sports Center."

School Quotes #4

Before First Bell

Mercedes: "You know what I had for breakfast? TOOTHPASTE!"

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Hallway

Random Girl: "GOD! YOU BLEEDED IN MY EYE!!"

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World History

Mr. Eckstaine: "If Blaine was to start running that-a-way in a war, *points finger to the left* wouldn't you follow him?

Brendan A.: "NO!!!"

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay, I wouldn't either. i think he would be better as a mine-finder"

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Mr. Eckstaine: "...I mean underwear was of no use to the ancient Romans, Blaine know that."

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Mr. Eckstaine: "Some were good, and some were bad....some were ugly, too..."

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Algebra

Emily: "Which way does my book go?!"

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English

Tanner: "I am the CEO of Tanner Anthony Inc. I sell rubber bands; you should really look into it...I also cut hair."

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J.D: "Being a vampire would be cool."

Mrs. P. : "Yeah, except for the whole loosing your soul and sucking blood thing."

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Mrs. P: "Dammit woman I can dress myself!"

_she was explaining a word that means mature so she quoted Stewie Griffin from Family Guy._

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Mrs. P.: "YOUR MASHED POTATOES ARE LUMPY! YOUR CHILDREN ARE UGLY!"

_explaining a word that means to insult someone_

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Mrs. P.: "Okay, what other things are bad?"

Lucas: "VANILLA!"

Class: *WTF?!*

Me: *headdesk*

Lucas: "So you know it?"

Me: *nod nod*

_Vanilla is a EXTREMELY dirty Japanese song by Gackt...I still don't know how he knew it though..._

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Drama

_Brandon is upset because he got his phone taken away earlier_

Brandon: "What if I'm in my closet and someone comes in and tries to rape me?! How am I going to get help?!!!"

Me: "Why are you in the closet...?"

Paige, Jenny, Megan, Kyle: *XD*

Brandon: "Oh, funny."

_he got over it_

School Quotes #3 (Freshman Year)

World History

_note: Mr. Eckstaine carries around a baseball bat, uses it for a pointer, and to scare us..._

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay, where did we leave off yesterday?"

Class: ...

Chris: "we weren't here yesterday..."

Mr. Eckstaine: *smacks end of baseball bat down on Chris's desk*

Chriss: *leans away terrified*

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay where did we leave off Friday?" *glares at chris*

Chris: O_O

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Science

Susie: "I WAS PICKED ON BY THE TEACHER!"

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Lunch

Mercedes: "You know what i figured out a few weeks ago? I'm not black"

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_note: we had scrambled eggs for lunch. mine looked like brains..._

Mercedes: "I'm gonna eat you brains!"

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Intro To Careers

Mr B.: "Okay, does anything else come to your mind when you think of these words?"

Donavon: "Peanut butter, but that has nothing to do with this"

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Drama

Brandon: "How would you like to be beaten to death with dull spoons!?"

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_note: this was when we went to a play for this class a few weeks ago and while on the bus this occured:_

Brandon: *after listening to Kyle and I fight for five minutes* "...Are you two DATING?!!" *shocked expression on his face*

Me: "NO!!"

Kyle: "GOD, NO!"

*Five minutes later, Kyle and I still arguing*

Paige: "Are you sure you guys arent dating?"

Me & Kyle: "WE'RE NOT DATING!!"

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_this was today, during the time when we should have been practicing our presentations_

Jenny (who sits between me and Kyle): "You guys make a cute couple!"

Me & Kyle: "WE'RE NOT DATING!"

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Algebra

Emily: "hey Nick, was you or him that said you want to shoot my voice?"

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Levi: *breaks into song and dance of "These Boots Were Made For Walking"* "THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING!"

Nick: "Shut up Levi! You're 2 feet tall!"

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Ellen: "Every teacher hates me!- I cant shut up!"

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Ellen: "Can you be white and work at a Chinese resturant?"

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_note HuHot is a mongolian grill, and Bamboo is a Chinese resturant_

Ellen: "Whats the difference? Put HuHot and Bamboo together and you get Mongnese!"

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Joey: "This class is screwed.."

Brody: "Yeah, half the kids in here are pot smokers."

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Other

David: "Row, row, row your boat, gently up the stream, throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream!"

School Quotes #2 (Fresman Year)

DRAMA CLASS

*first off we're doing our daily warm-ups. today we are pretending to be things*

-Mrs. Orlend- "Okay, now you are garden tools!"

-Brandon- "OH! I'M A HOE!"

-Kyle-"Yes, Brandon, we all know that."

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WORLD HISTORY

"We got Iran right here-skie" -Mr. Eckstaine-

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" and nobody knows where his body is.

*points to Donavon*

Its probably in your basement" -Mr. Eckstaine

_talking about how nobody knows where Alexander the Great's body is_

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SCIENCE

-Susie- "Hi!"

-me- "No."

-Susie- "Yes!"

-me-"Damn..."

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"This will be the last chance to do this. I won't change it ever, ever, ever, ever.

*evil eyes*

EVER!" -Mrs. Dunn-

_last chance for extra credit._

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ALGEBRA

"So far, so fail." -Dustin-

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-Ellen- "Did you know that Saturday was national "Talk Like a Pirate" day?"

-Class- *confused and WTF faces*

-Ellen- "well pi made me think of pirates!"

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OTHER

_this is about 20 minutes before we leave for the homecoming dance at Jen's house_

-Susie- "How much is the dance?"

-me- *holds hands a foot apart* "Five dollar....five-"

-Susie- "Oh, gods WHY?" *facepalm*

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-Susie- *says really fast with no pauses* "I was in health class reading that part, hitting my head against the desk saying 'Gregori is not smart, Gregori is not smart, Gregori is not smart, then I looked up at Jen and said, 'Help me...'"

_she said this really fast at lunch and i'm not sure if I got it all._

School Quotes #1 (Freshman Year)

World History:

"Time for your daily delousing!" *gives everybody hand sanitizer*

-Mr. Eckstaine-

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"WELL COCA-COLA ISN'T GREEN!"

-Donavon-

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Algebra

"You know to much about this stuff; we need to hit your head a few more time."

-Joey-

_he was talking to Mitch about how he knows to much..._

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"How exactly did our class have the highest score?!"

-Joey-

_asking why our class had the highest test score average of all the other Algebra classes_

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"No! I'm not wearing a sports-bra!"

-Dustin-

_i have absolutely no clue what was going on here..._

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"The percentage is higher because girls have feeling and guys don't."

-Sophie-

_talking about the percentage of vegetarians between guys and girls_

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"I know! Because guys want to be models now!"

-Dustin-

_same vegetarian thing_

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"You should get Scratch and Sniff stickers!"

-Ellen-

_Ellen wanting Mr. Z to get scratch and sniff stickers for A+ tests_

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"Is gum a grocery?" -Ellen-

"You can't live off gum." -Mr. Z

"Yes, I can!" -Ellen-

_not even gonna try explaining this..._

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"Levi, you're so rude; driving past my house and not stopping!" -Dustin-

"Wow, that's creepy, you wanting him to stop at your house." -Ellen-

_I really don't know about this one..._

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"Those are vents?!"

-Emily-

_talking about the vents...._

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"Does this work, or does it eat your pencil?" -Emily-

"You just stick it in and wait....that sounded dirty..." -Ellen-

_talking about an electric pencil sharpener_

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*giggling* "It looks like a turtle!"

-Emily-

_about a graph Mr. Z drew on the board_

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"I don't know why you guys don't like these number lines. Are they gay?"

-Mr. Z.-

_complaining about how my class hates plotting number lines. (we were practically beat to death with them last year, so we really do hate them)_

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Before First Bell

*Jen is crouching next to us because she has no chair*

"Are you hiding from midgets or something?" -Me-

*Jen turns to Susie, who is really short*

"If I was hiding from midgets, why would i be next to you?" -Jen-

"THAT'S INSULTING!!!!" -Susie-

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"Piss isn't a bad word, its a body function!"

-Mercedes-

_we were talking about how the only bad word Susie says is piss_

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"People don't need to know I'm a girl!"

-Susie-

_Susie has short guy-cut hair, and was in jeans and a baggy T-shirt and a AC/DC hat._

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Other

"Ow! I just stabbed myself!" -Me-

"I thought i told you to stop hurting yourself!" -Susie-

_at Susie's house, i stabbed myself with a pencil._

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"What were you playing? Dumb, Dumb, Dead? or Cut the Red Wire?"

-Me-

_me asking Susie's brother where he won a beer bottle opener with a bicycle chain._