School Quotes #2 (Fresman Year)

DRAMA CLASS

*first off we're doing our daily warm-ups. today we are pretending to be things*

-Mrs. Orlend- "Okay, now you are garden tools!"

-Brandon- "OH! I'M A HOE!"

-Kyle-"Yes, Brandon, we all know that."

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WORLD HISTORY

"We got Iran right here-skie" -Mr. Eckstaine-

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" and nobody knows where his body is.

*points to Donavon*

Its probably in your basement" -Mr. Eckstaine

_talking about how nobody knows where Alexander the Great's body is_

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SCIENCE

-Susie- "Hi!"

-me- "No."

-Susie- "Yes!"

-me-"Damn..."

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"This will be the last chance to do this. I won't change it ever, ever, ever, ever.

*evil eyes*

EVER!" -Mrs. Dunn-

_last chance for extra credit._

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ALGEBRA

"So far, so fail." -Dustin-

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-Ellen- "Did you know that Saturday was national "Talk Like a Pirate" day?"

-Class- *confused and WTF faces*

-Ellen- "well pi made me think of pirates!"

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OTHER

_this is about 20 minutes before we leave for the homecoming dance at Jen's house_

-Susie- "How much is the dance?"

-me- *holds hands a foot apart* "Five dollar....five-"

-Susie- "Oh, gods WHY?" *facepalm*

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-Susie- *says really fast with no pauses* "I was in health class reading that part, hitting my head against the desk saying 'Gregori is not smart, Gregori is not smart, Gregori is not smart, then I looked up at Jen and said, 'Help me...'"

_she said this really fast at lunch and i'm not sure if I got it all._