World History:
"Time for your daily delousing!" *gives everybody hand sanitizer*
-Mr. Eckstaine-
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"WELL COCA-COLA ISN'T GREEN!"
-Donavon-
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Algebra
"You know to much about this stuff; we need to hit your head a few more time."
-Joey-
_he was talking to Mitch about how he knows to much..._
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"How exactly did our class have the highest score?!"
-Joey-
_asking why our class had the highest test score average of all the other Algebra classes_
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"No! I'm not wearing a sports-bra!"
-Dustin-
_i have absolutely no clue what was going on here..._
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"The percentage is higher because girls have feeling and guys don't."
-Sophie-
_talking about the percentage of vegetarians between guys and girls_
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"I know! Because guys want to be models now!"
-Dustin-
_same vegetarian thing_
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"You should get Scratch and Sniff stickers!"
-Ellen-
_Ellen wanting Mr. Z to get scratch and sniff stickers for A+ tests_
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"Is gum a grocery?" -Ellen-
"You can't live off gum." -Mr. Z
"Yes, I can!" -Ellen-
_not even gonna try explaining this..._
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"Levi, you're so rude; driving past my house and not stopping!" -Dustin-
"Wow, that's creepy, you wanting him to stop at your house." -Ellen-
_I really don't know about this one..._
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"Those are vents?!"
-Emily-
_talking about the vents...._
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"Does this work, or does it eat your pencil?" -Emily-
"You just stick it in and wait....that sounded dirty..." -Ellen-
_talking about an electric pencil sharpener_
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*giggling* "It looks like a turtle!"
-Emily-
_about a graph Mr. Z drew on the board_
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"I don't know why you guys don't like these number lines. Are they gay?"
-Mr. Z.-
_complaining about how my class hates plotting number lines. (we were practically beat to death with them last year, so we really do hate them)_
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Before First Bell
*Jen is crouching next to us because she has no chair*
"Are you hiding from midgets or something?" -Me-
*Jen turns to Susie, who is really short*
"If I was hiding from midgets, why would i be next to you?" -Jen-
"THAT'S INSULTING!!!!" -Susie-
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"Piss isn't a bad word, its a body function!"
-Mercedes-
_we were talking about how the only bad word Susie says is piss_
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"People don't need to know I'm a girl!"
-Susie-
_Susie has short guy-cut hair, and was in jeans and a baggy T-shirt and a AC/DC hat._
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Other
"I thought i told you to stop hurting yourself!" -Susie-
_at Susie's house, i stabbed myself with a pencil._
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"What were you playing? Dumb, Dumb, Dead? or Cut the Red Wire?"
-Me-
_me asking Susie's brother where he won a beer bottle opener with a bicycle chain._
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