Summer
SUSIE: “We’re all a little special inside. That’s why Adam and I rode the short fire truck.”
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SUSIE: “I dislike completed rainbows.”
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SUSIE: *yelling* “My rainbow looks like crap!”
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SUSIE: “My kitteh makes sounds like a pigion.”
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_I am checking my email while talking on the phone with Susie_
*7 thousand new messages*
ME: “Oh, I’m going to go hang myself now.
SUSIE: “Can you wait until next week? I wanna come over to your house. WE COULD MAKE A NOOSE TOGETHER!!!!!!”
ME: *headdesk*
*later, but still on the phone
*hears rustling*
ME: “What are you doing?
SUSIE: “Playing with grandpa.”
ME: “But he’s dead…”
SUSIE: “I know. I’m playing with his big toe"
_inside joke. Susie’s grandpa was cremated when he died, and she got a necklace with his ashes in it. Everybody jokes that she got his big toe._
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*Susie and Adam (sister and brother) arguing about something; also on another note, Susie is Team Jacob*
Adam: "...WELL JACOBS GAY!"
Susie: "EDWARD TURNED HIM GAY!"
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Susie: *staring at a piece of fudge*
Me: "Do you see something in the fudge?"
Susie: "I SEE YOUR FUTURE!" *eats fudge* "I ATE YOUR FUTURE!"
Me: @.@
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-The Harbringer
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