School Quotes #6 (Freshman Year)

Before First Bell

Susie: *after licking an envelope to seal it* "Gah! This envelope tastes bad!"

Me: "You thought it would be good?"

Susie: "Haven't you ever had the envelopes that taste good?"

Me: "NO!"

Susie: "I have; I COULD EAT THE GLUE!"

Me: *headdesk*

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Marcy: "Cold sores are just a smaller version of herpes."

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Mercedes: "I'm never sleeping in that tent again! I'm sleeping in the Suburban; I'M THE REAL CAMPER!"

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Mercedes: "...You stay on this side of the sidewalk and I'll stay on this side and maybe I won't run into you!"

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Spanish

Senora Yagel: *after reading a sentence Tito put on the board* "Okay, we have a problem. The question is "do you like math class?" And you put "No, es abburito"

Class: *blank stares*

Senora Yagel: "That translated into English is, "No, it is a Burrito."

Class: *XD*

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Algebra

Mr. Zeka: "Okay, we have two numbers; we shall call them #1 and #2."

Alex F.: "That's a good idea"