School Quotes #3 (Freshman Year)

World History

_note: Mr. Eckstaine carries around a baseball bat, uses it for a pointer, and to scare us..._

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay, where did we leave off yesterday?"

Class: ...

Chris: "we weren't here yesterday..."

Mr. Eckstaine: *smacks end of baseball bat down on Chris's desk*

Chriss: *leans away terrified*

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay where did we leave off Friday?" *glares at chris*

Chris: O_O

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Science

Susie: "I WAS PICKED ON BY THE TEACHER!"

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Lunch

Mercedes: "You know what i figured out a few weeks ago? I'm not black"

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_note: we had scrambled eggs for lunch. mine looked like brains..._

Mercedes: "I'm gonna eat you brains!"

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Intro To Careers

Mr B.: "Okay, does anything else come to your mind when you think of these words?"

Donavon: "Peanut butter, but that has nothing to do with this"

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Drama

Brandon: "How would you like to be beaten to death with dull spoons!?"

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_note: this was when we went to a play for this class a few weeks ago and while on the bus this occured:_

Brandon: *after listening to Kyle and I fight for five minutes* "...Are you two DATING?!!" *shocked expression on his face*

Me: "NO!!"

Kyle: "GOD, NO!"

*Five minutes later, Kyle and I still arguing*

Paige: "Are you sure you guys arent dating?"

Me & Kyle: "WE'RE NOT DATING!!"

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_this was today, during the time when we should have been practicing our presentations_

Jenny (who sits between me and Kyle): "You guys make a cute couple!"

Me & Kyle: "WE'RE NOT DATING!"

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Algebra

Emily: "hey Nick, was you or him that said you want to shoot my voice?"

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Levi: *breaks into song and dance of "These Boots Were Made For Walking"* "THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING!"

Nick: "Shut up Levi! You're 2 feet tall!"

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Ellen: "Every teacher hates me!- I cant shut up!"

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Ellen: "Can you be white and work at a Chinese resturant?"

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_note HuHot is a mongolian grill, and Bamboo is a Chinese resturant_

Ellen: "Whats the difference? Put HuHot and Bamboo together and you get Mongnese!"

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Joey: "This class is screwed.."

Brody: "Yeah, half the kids in here are pot smokers."

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Other

David: "Row, row, row your boat, gently up the stream, throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream!"