Geometry
*everybody in class complains how Mr. Zeka is such a horrible teacher*
Mr. Van Kley: “Let go of the past. He’s not your teacher anymore.”
Jeremy K.: “FINE! *turns to Jeremy S. who has Mr. Zeka* JEREMY! COMPLAIN!”
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Jeremy S.: “That kid looks like an autistic doorknob.”
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Jeremy K.: “Me and Jeremy are staying over at Ben’s house this Friday….TODAY IS FRIDAY.
I’LL BRING THE PIZZA AND MOVIE! JEREMY *points to Jeremy S.* YOU BRING THE POP! BEN! *points to Ben* YOU BRING YOUR HOUSE!”
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Adam: *about a homework quiz on the smartboard* “So do you want the answer?”
Jeremy S.: “No, he wants the question.”
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Jeremy K.: “We should make a Call of Duty with teletubies!”
Mr. Van Kley: “…That would be sweet.”
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Lunch
Mercedes: *to Nick* “How do you say ‘balls’ in Spanish?”
Nick: *mouthful of food* “Kadsjfhuoe.” (gibberish)
Mercedes: “STOP TEACHING ME SPANISH WITH A MOUTHFUL OF FOOD, DIPSHIT!”
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Me: “Tell me a joke.”
Susie: “I am a sociably awkward man-dork.”
Me: “Hahahaha……wait, what?”
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That’s all. Sorry its short, even though I missed a few weeks :/
-The Harbringer
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