School Quotes #9 (Sophomore Year)

Bus

Dominick: “My mom almost cried when I left this morning.”
Calvin: “My mom said, “OH THANK YOU JESUS!”

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Before School

Marce: “This kind of tastes like pepperoni!”
Me: “Most sticks of meat do.”
All: *laughs*
Susie: “How would you know?”
Me: “I don’t.”
Marce: “They pee with that thing, why would you want to stick it in your mouth?”

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Geometry

Mr. Van Kley: “Ah, come on! Nobody here likes cherry Pepsi?!”
Ben: “No that’s gross!”
Mr. V.K.: “Maybe YOU’RE gross!”

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Biology

Mrs. Johnson: “…and then your group will guess the problem-” *glitter lava lamp in the corner flickers*
Joey: “That’s a nice lamp….sorry easily distracted.”

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History

Susie: “I got shot yesterday, and today I get a stalker! What’s next!!”


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Jeremy: “They threw them to the sharks?”
Mr. Zeka: “Yeah, they were dead, who cares?”
Jeremy: “Cannibals”

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Study Hall/Choir Room

Susie: “SHUT UP!! I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!”

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Lunch

Me: *reads fortune cookie* ‘Stop searching forever, happiness is right beside you’ *looks to my right, laughs*
Susie: “What?”
Me: *shows fortune*
Susie: *laughs* *hugs*

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Well, thats alli have for this week.

-The Harbringer