Before First Bell
Mercedes: "You know what I had for breakfast? TOOTHPASTE!"
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Hallway
Random Girl: "GOD! YOU BLEEDED IN MY EYE!!"
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World History
Mr. Eckstaine: "If Blaine was to start running that-a-way in a war, *points finger to the left* wouldn't you follow him?
Brendan A.: "NO!!!"
Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay, I wouldn't either. i think he would be better as a mine-finder"
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Mr. Eckstaine: "...I mean underwear was of no use to the ancient Romans, Blaine know that."
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Mr. Eckstaine: "Some were good, and some were bad....some were ugly, too..."
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Algebra
Emily: "Which way does my book go?!"
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English
Tanner: "I am the CEO of Tanner Anthony Inc. I sell rubber bands; you should really look into it...I also cut hair."
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J.D: "Being a vampire would be cool."
Mrs. P. : "Yeah, except for the whole loosing your soul and sucking blood thing."
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Mrs. P: "Dammit woman I can dress myself!"
_she was explaining a word that means mature so she quoted Stewie Griffin from Family Guy._
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Mrs. P.: "YOUR MASHED POTATOES ARE LUMPY! YOUR CHILDREN ARE UGLY!"
_explaining a word that means to insult someone_
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Mrs. P.: "Okay, what other things are bad?"
Lucas: "VANILLA!"
Class: *WTF?!*
Me: *headdesk*
Lucas: "So you know it?"
Me: *nod nod*
_Vanilla is a EXTREMELY dirty Japanese song by Gackt...I still don't know how he knew it though..._
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Drama
_Brandon is upset because he got his phone taken away earlier_
Brandon: "What if I'm in my closet and someone comes in and tries to rape me?! How am I going to get help?!!!"
Me: "Why are you in the closet...?"
Paige, Jenny, Megan, Kyle: *XD*
Brandon: "Oh, funny."
_he got over it_
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