Summertime Quotes

Summer

SUSIE: “We’re all a little special inside. That’s why Adam and I rode the short fire truck.”
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SUSIE: “I dislike completed rainbows.”

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SUSIE: *yelling* “My rainbow looks like crap!”

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SUSIE: “My kitteh makes sounds like a pigion.”

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_I am checking my email while talking on the phone with Susie_
*7 thousand new messages*
ME: “Oh, I’m going to go hang myself now.
SUSIE: “Can you wait until next week? I wanna come over to your house. WE COULD MAKE A NOOSE TOGETHER!!!!!!”
ME: *headdesk*

*later, but still on the phone
 
*hears rustling*
ME: “What are you doing?
SUSIE: “Playing with grandpa.”
ME: “But he’s dead…”
SUSIE: “I know. I’m playing with his big toe"

_inside joke. Susie’s grandpa was cremated when he died, and she got a necklace with his ashes in it. Everybody jokes that she got his big toe._

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*Susie and Adam (sister and brother) arguing about something; also on another note, Susie is Team Jacob*

Adam: "...WELL JACOBS GAY!"

Susie: "EDWARD TURNED HIM GAY!"

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Susie: *staring at a piece of fudge*

Me: "Do you see something in the fudge?"

Susie: "I SEE YOUR FUTURE!"  *eats fudge*  "I ATE YOUR FUTURE!"

Me: @.@

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-The Harbringer

Welcome to hell, may I take your order?

Welcome to the *new* Quote-Epic-Ness.
I had to make a new one because I can not access the original anymore.
But, you can find the original posts here!


I am not a freshman anymore but a sophomore!
So, new year, new layout! i thought about keeping the old one, but I realized it was pretty, but hard to read. so, now its simpler

I kind of copped out around November last year, but that wont happen again (at least i hope), cuz my friend is going to be nagging on me the whole year.

The update times are in the sidebar.

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Pax,
-The Harbringer

School Quotes #8 (Freshman Year)

Algebra

Riley: "The stupid Korean stole my pencil!!"

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English

*after J.D had been saying this all period*

J.D: "...Yeah Brenden, you're a thug."

Erin: "J.D YOU CAN'T SAY 'THUG' AND WEAR COWBOY BOOTS! IT DOESN'T WORK!"


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*Tanner gets called to the board to put up a sentence*

Tanner: "Is it interesting to you people to see what I don't know?"

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Other

*this is from one of my friends Spanish class, and Mateo wasn't listening*

Snr. Yagel: Mateo, are you listening?"

Mateo: "Yes, I am."

Yagel: "No, you aren't"

Mateo: "Yes I am, I have ears!" *points to ears*

Nacho: "Good now where's your nose?"

School Quotes #7 (freshman Year)

Spanish

Jeremy (can't remember his Spanish name) : "Wheres Pancho? wheres Pancho, Alica?"

Pancho: *turns around in his chair* "I'm right here, you idiot!"

Jeremy: "oh"

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World History

Chris R.: "Did Rome fall or was it pushed?"

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Other

*this was on GaiaOnline IM puzzle chatroom thing a couple nights ago*

PrincessShadaraDark (Susie): i realy have to stop talking to u when ur hyped on red bull

TokioHotelForever (me) : AND MNT. DEW AND PIXIE STICKS

PrincessShadaraDark: U HAVE PIXIE STICKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

TokioHotelForever: *headdesk*

TokioHotelForever: yuuuuuus

TokioHotelForever: the pixie sticks

PrincessShadaraDark: did u save me some?

TokioHotelForever: ummm, lets just say i did...

PrincessShadaraDark: U BUTHEAD! U IS NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE AND I WILL KILL U

TokioHotelForever: *go cries in a corner*

PrincessShadaraDark: GET OUT OF MR. CORNER!

TokioHotelForever: ITS NOT MR. CORNER, ITS MR. CORNERS TWIN BROTHER, MR. 90 DEGREE ANGLE WALL

PrincessShadaraDark: …thats a new one

TokioHotelForever: I KNOW RIGHT?

School Quotes #6 (Freshman Year)

Before First Bell

Susie: *after licking an envelope to seal it* "Gah! This envelope tastes bad!"

Me: "You thought it would be good?"

Susie: "Haven't you ever had the envelopes that taste good?"

Me: "NO!"

Susie: "I have; I COULD EAT THE GLUE!"

Me: *headdesk*

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Marcy: "Cold sores are just a smaller version of herpes."

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Mercedes: "I'm never sleeping in that tent again! I'm sleeping in the Suburban; I'M THE REAL CAMPER!"

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Mercedes: "...You stay on this side of the sidewalk and I'll stay on this side and maybe I won't run into you!"

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Spanish

Senora Yagel: *after reading a sentence Tito put on the board* "Okay, we have a problem. The question is "do you like math class?" And you put "No, es abburito"

Class: *blank stares*

Senora Yagel: "That translated into English is, "No, it is a Burrito."

Class: *XD*

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Algebra

Mr. Zeka: "Okay, we have two numbers; we shall call them #1 and #2."

Alex F.: "That's a good idea"

School Quotes #5 (Freshman Year)

On the Bus

Me: *after reading creepy text message from Kyle* "GODS KYLE WHY ARE YOU SO CREEPY!"

Small Kids Sitting in the Seats Around Me: *scared looks of WTF*

Katie: "Geez, freak out why don't you!"

Me: "Leave me alone I'm not normal!"

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Spanish

Olivia: *to Emily* "YOU FAIL AT LIFE!"

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Wold History

Mr. Eckstaine: *after talking about elephants in an ancient battle* "...And how do you stop a charging elephant?"

Random People In Class: "Kill it!" ..."Tell it no....?"

Mr. Eckstaine: "You take away his credit card!"

Brendon C.: *sarcastically* "Oh, hahaha"

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Mr. Eckstaine: "Molly, who are you cheering for tonight? Vikings or Packers?"

Molly: "Vikings"

Mr. Eckstaine: "What about tomorrow ?"

Molly: "Twins all the way!"

Mr. Eckstaine: *rolls eyes* "Molly you cant spend the rest of your life being a looser."

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_note: Mr. Eckstaine has tapped over an educational video with Sports Center...twice_

Mr. Eckstaine: "I actually have a video on Hannibal

Brendan C.: "Not Sports Center?"

Mr. Eckstaine: "Not Sports Center."

School Quotes #4

Before First Bell

Mercedes: "You know what I had for breakfast? TOOTHPASTE!"

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Hallway

Random Girl: "GOD! YOU BLEEDED IN MY EYE!!"

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World History

Mr. Eckstaine: "If Blaine was to start running that-a-way in a war, *points finger to the left* wouldn't you follow him?

Brendan A.: "NO!!!"

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay, I wouldn't either. i think he would be better as a mine-finder"

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Mr. Eckstaine: "...I mean underwear was of no use to the ancient Romans, Blaine know that."

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Mr. Eckstaine: "Some were good, and some were bad....some were ugly, too..."

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Algebra

Emily: "Which way does my book go?!"

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English

Tanner: "I am the CEO of Tanner Anthony Inc. I sell rubber bands; you should really look into it...I also cut hair."

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J.D: "Being a vampire would be cool."

Mrs. P. : "Yeah, except for the whole loosing your soul and sucking blood thing."

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Mrs. P: "Dammit woman I can dress myself!"

_she was explaining a word that means mature so she quoted Stewie Griffin from Family Guy._

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Mrs. P.: "YOUR MASHED POTATOES ARE LUMPY! YOUR CHILDREN ARE UGLY!"

_explaining a word that means to insult someone_

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Mrs. P.: "Okay, what other things are bad?"

Lucas: "VANILLA!"

Class: *WTF?!*

Me: *headdesk*

Lucas: "So you know it?"

Me: *nod nod*

_Vanilla is a EXTREMELY dirty Japanese song by Gackt...I still don't know how he knew it though..._

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Drama

_Brandon is upset because he got his phone taken away earlier_

Brandon: "What if I'm in my closet and someone comes in and tries to rape me?! How am I going to get help?!!!"

Me: "Why are you in the closet...?"

Paige, Jenny, Megan, Kyle: *XD*

Brandon: "Oh, funny."

_he got over it_

School Quotes #3 (Freshman Year)

World History

_note: Mr. Eckstaine carries around a baseball bat, uses it for a pointer, and to scare us..._

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay, where did we leave off yesterday?"

Class: ...

Chris: "we weren't here yesterday..."

Mr. Eckstaine: *smacks end of baseball bat down on Chris's desk*

Chriss: *leans away terrified*

Mr. Eckstaine: "Okay where did we leave off Friday?" *glares at chris*

Chris: O_O

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Science

Susie: "I WAS PICKED ON BY THE TEACHER!"

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Lunch

Mercedes: "You know what i figured out a few weeks ago? I'm not black"

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_note: we had scrambled eggs for lunch. mine looked like brains..._

Mercedes: "I'm gonna eat you brains!"

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Intro To Careers

Mr B.: "Okay, does anything else come to your mind when you think of these words?"

Donavon: "Peanut butter, but that has nothing to do with this"

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Drama

Brandon: "How would you like to be beaten to death with dull spoons!?"

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_note: this was when we went to a play for this class a few weeks ago and while on the bus this occured:_

Brandon: *after listening to Kyle and I fight for five minutes* "...Are you two DATING?!!" *shocked expression on his face*

Me: "NO!!"

Kyle: "GOD, NO!"

*Five minutes later, Kyle and I still arguing*

Paige: "Are you sure you guys arent dating?"

Me & Kyle: "WE'RE NOT DATING!!"

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_this was today, during the time when we should have been practicing our presentations_

Jenny (who sits between me and Kyle): "You guys make a cute couple!"

Me & Kyle: "WE'RE NOT DATING!"

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Algebra

Emily: "hey Nick, was you or him that said you want to shoot my voice?"

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Levi: *breaks into song and dance of "These Boots Were Made For Walking"* "THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING!"

Nick: "Shut up Levi! You're 2 feet tall!"

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Ellen: "Every teacher hates me!- I cant shut up!"

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Ellen: "Can you be white and work at a Chinese resturant?"

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_note HuHot is a mongolian grill, and Bamboo is a Chinese resturant_

Ellen: "Whats the difference? Put HuHot and Bamboo together and you get Mongnese!"

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Joey: "This class is screwed.."

Brody: "Yeah, half the kids in here are pot smokers."

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Other

David: "Row, row, row your boat, gently up the stream, throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream!"

School Quotes #2 (Fresman Year)

DRAMA CLASS

*first off we're doing our daily warm-ups. today we are pretending to be things*

-Mrs. Orlend- "Okay, now you are garden tools!"

-Brandon- "OH! I'M A HOE!"

-Kyle-"Yes, Brandon, we all know that."

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WORLD HISTORY

"We got Iran right here-skie" -Mr. Eckstaine-

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" and nobody knows where his body is.

*points to Donavon*

Its probably in your basement" -Mr. Eckstaine

_talking about how nobody knows where Alexander the Great's body is_

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SCIENCE

-Susie- "Hi!"

-me- "No."

-Susie- "Yes!"

-me-"Damn..."

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"This will be the last chance to do this. I won't change it ever, ever, ever, ever.

*evil eyes*

EVER!" -Mrs. Dunn-

_last chance for extra credit._

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ALGEBRA

"So far, so fail." -Dustin-

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-Ellen- "Did you know that Saturday was national "Talk Like a Pirate" day?"

-Class- *confused and WTF faces*

-Ellen- "well pi made me think of pirates!"

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OTHER

_this is about 20 minutes before we leave for the homecoming dance at Jen's house_

-Susie- "How much is the dance?"

-me- *holds hands a foot apart* "Five dollar....five-"

-Susie- "Oh, gods WHY?" *facepalm*

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-Susie- *says really fast with no pauses* "I was in health class reading that part, hitting my head against the desk saying 'Gregori is not smart, Gregori is not smart, Gregori is not smart, then I looked up at Jen and said, 'Help me...'"

_she said this really fast at lunch and i'm not sure if I got it all._

School Quotes #1 (Freshman Year)

World History:

"Time for your daily delousing!" *gives everybody hand sanitizer*

-Mr. Eckstaine-

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"WELL COCA-COLA ISN'T GREEN!"

-Donavon-

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Algebra

"You know to much about this stuff; we need to hit your head a few more time."

-Joey-

_he was talking to Mitch about how he knows to much..._

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"How exactly did our class have the highest score?!"

-Joey-

_asking why our class had the highest test score average of all the other Algebra classes_

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"No! I'm not wearing a sports-bra!"

-Dustin-

_i have absolutely no clue what was going on here..._

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"The percentage is higher because girls have feeling and guys don't."

-Sophie-

_talking about the percentage of vegetarians between guys and girls_

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"I know! Because guys want to be models now!"

-Dustin-

_same vegetarian thing_

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"You should get Scratch and Sniff stickers!"

-Ellen-

_Ellen wanting Mr. Z to get scratch and sniff stickers for A+ tests_

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"Is gum a grocery?" -Ellen-

"You can't live off gum." -Mr. Z

"Yes, I can!" -Ellen-

_not even gonna try explaining this..._

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"Levi, you're so rude; driving past my house and not stopping!" -Dustin-

"Wow, that's creepy, you wanting him to stop at your house." -Ellen-

_I really don't know about this one..._

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"Those are vents?!"

-Emily-

_talking about the vents...._

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"Does this work, or does it eat your pencil?" -Emily-

"You just stick it in and wait....that sounded dirty..." -Ellen-

_talking about an electric pencil sharpener_

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*giggling* "It looks like a turtle!"

-Emily-

_about a graph Mr. Z drew on the board_

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"I don't know why you guys don't like these number lines. Are they gay?"

-Mr. Z.-

_complaining about how my class hates plotting number lines. (we were practically beat to death with them last year, so we really do hate them)_

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Before First Bell

*Jen is crouching next to us because she has no chair*

"Are you hiding from midgets or something?" -Me-

*Jen turns to Susie, who is really short*

"If I was hiding from midgets, why would i be next to you?" -Jen-

"THAT'S INSULTING!!!!" -Susie-

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"Piss isn't a bad word, its a body function!"

-Mercedes-

_we were talking about how the only bad word Susie says is piss_

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"People don't need to know I'm a girl!"

-Susie-

_Susie has short guy-cut hair, and was in jeans and a baggy T-shirt and a AC/DC hat._

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Other

"Ow! I just stabbed myself!" -Me-

"I thought i told you to stop hurting yourself!" -Susie-

_at Susie's house, i stabbed myself with a pencil._

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"What were you playing? Dumb, Dumb, Dead? or Cut the Red Wire?"

-Me-

_me asking Susie's brother where he won a beer bottle opener with a bicycle chain._