School Quotes #12 (Sophomore Year)

NO Categories this week. Just random posts :D

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Me: *answers phone* "County Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
Dad: *on the other end*  "....Why couldn't I have a normal daughter?"

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Me: "Mario shouldn't eat random mushrooms."

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Me: *to Susie* "Your soul has epilepsy?"

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*after our class was being extremely random*
Mr. VanKley: "I should give you all names. Jeremy, you are Captain Random."
Jeremy: "AWESOME!!!! I'M A CAPTAIN!!!"
Mr. VK: "Other Jeremy, you are Lieutenant Crazy. And Adam, you are Sergeant Sarcastic."

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Thats all I can find for now, might add more when I find them, cuz I know there are more.

-The Harbringer

School Quotes #11 (sophomore year)

Geometry

*everybody in class complains how Mr. Zeka is such a horrible teacher*

Mr. Van Kley: “Let go of the past. He’s not your teacher anymore.”

Jeremy K.: “FINE! *turns to Jeremy S. who has Mr. Zeka* JEREMY! COMPLAIN!”

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Jeremy S.: “That kid looks like an autistic doorknob.”

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Jeremy K.: “Me and Jeremy are staying over at Ben’s house this Friday….TODAY IS FRIDAY.

I’LL BRING THE PIZZA AND MOVIE! JEREMY *points to Jeremy S.* YOU BRING THE POP! BEN! *points to Ben* YOU BRING YOUR HOUSE!”

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Adam: *about a homework quiz on the smartboard* “So do you want the answer?”

Jeremy S.: “No, he wants the question.”

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Jeremy K.: “We should make a Call of Duty with teletubies!”

Mr. Van Kley: “…That would be sweet.”

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Lunch

Mercedes: *to Nick* “How do you say ‘balls’ in Spanish?”

Nick: *mouthful of food*  “Kadsjfhuoe.” (gibberish)

Mercedes: “STOP TEACHING ME SPANISH WITH A MOUTHFUL OF FOOD, DIPSHIT!”

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Me: “Tell me a joke.”

Susie: “I am a sociably awkward man-dork.”

Me: “Hahahaha……wait, what?”

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That’s all. Sorry its short, even though I missed a few weeks :/

-The Harbringer