So, FIRST UPDATE OF THE YEAR!!!!
....and its a little late....
anyway....ON TO THE QUOTES!
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*Mrs. Ohrlund is talking about herself. She says she’s
from a different era, and things from our generation, would have been really
rude in hers. Then she talks about how she likes weird humor, like the comics
you see in text books. She has a comic up on the board when her daughter comes
in wanting her to sign something. She asks her to read the comic to see if its
funny. She reads it then gives her mother a look of: “What the heck is wrong
with you”, then walks out.*
Mrs. O.: “SEE?!?!? Rude!!!”
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*In creative writing we were asking Mr. K questions.*
Alex: “What is
your favorite color of curtains?”
Mr. K: “Uhhh…I don’t know….Blue?
Justina: “Alex! That’s creepy!”
*a little while later*
Alex: “What color is the carpet in your house?”
Mr. K: “There are several levels in my house with
different colors….”
Alex: “Fine, what are they in your living room?”
Mr. K: “Uhhh, brownish…we just got them last week.”
Alex: “Oh, I know.”
Justina: “ALEX! That’s just a new level of creepy! Even
for you!”
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*Playing C.O.D. with a mic, you hear many things*
10 year old: “HOLY SHISH KABOB!”
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Calvin: “Old people’s skin sags because it’s being pulled
towards the underworld.”
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*we had been talking about many topics, two at the time
were loin clothes, and pork chops. Kyle was trying to say pork chop to my mom.
NOTE: he likes to call my parents mom and dad, because we apparently adopted
him*
Kyle: “Mother do
you like loin clothes?”
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*about Vietnam*
Calvin: “It’s not funny! People died! It’s hilarious!”
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*in Sociology*
Nate: “Yeah, the word ‘love’ has lost his meaning. Like I
say I love Larry.” *waves at Larry* “I love you Larry! But I don’t actually
want to marry him.”
Larry: “WHY NOT?!”
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*describing objects in creative writing class*
Mr. K: “Steering wheel!”
Class: “round…hard…fuzzy…”
Alex: “Semi-permeable.”
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*looking at optical illusions*
Mr. Fitz: “This one makes my tummy hurt.”
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Susie: “DON’T PUT IT IN THE GRAVEY!”
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*School only serves light-ranch now at lunch*
David: “I’m going to start bringing ranch packets and
store them in my locker.”
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*about her legs*
Olivia: “PET THEM!” *lifts up leg*
Sadies: *pets* “Its like petting a baby’s bottom!”
Brie: “Whaaa?”
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*about sadies dressing in all black*
Sadies: “I’m following in your footsteps!”
Me: “HEY! I’m not wearing all black! I have blue jeans!”
Olivia: “I have black genes!”
*Olivia is black.*
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Chris: “You can buy coffins on the Wal-Mart website. Save
money, live better!”
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*sam and Jenna are twins*
Channing: *being a smartass* “Sam and Jenna have the same
birthdays and they look alike!”
Leah: “Yeah! Like me and my mom! Only they came out of
the same thing!”
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*These next ones are from conversations via text messages
and chat rooms.*
cupcakesryummie: -pokes matthew with playdough knife-
cupcakesryummie: Cupcake. now
Obayan: no knives please. even play toy ones.
cupcakesryummie: D:
cupcakesryummie: -puts away-
matthew35: oh cupcake
cupcakesryummie: Smh.
matthew35: please dont hurt me
Obayan: besides cupcakesryummie, a fork leaves more
holes. :)
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Jen: “Kris is trying to get me to date him again…”
Me: “Insult his penis.”
Jen: “lol.”
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BBQ: i live near his house...<3
Me: no fair!
BBQ: but I’m way to much of a chicken to knock on his
door....
Me: Well, if you see him leaving his house you should
tackle him
BBQ: oh god, i think the best i could do is yell
"YOUR EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE" then run away, lol XD
Me: lmao. You should! Maybe he would talk about you in
one of his videos!
BBQ: OMFG I NEVER THOUGH ABOUT HTAT!!! ok im'a go camp
outside his house O_o lolz
Me: hahaha! build a fire and offer him some s'mores.
BBQ: OMFG! i think he'd call the cops
Me: Lmao. I think he hangs out with weirder people....
-Stephanie
