Sorry for the extremely late update!!!!!!!
but this one is super long!
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*one of the water fountains at school doesn't like to stop when you let go of the button*
Mercedes: *after drinking from said fountain and it keeps going* "....If you don't stop, I'ma beat you till you stop!" *water fountain stops* "HA!"
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Kyle D.: "I weighed 140lbs last night....but then I went to the bathroom."
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*about her necklace made from her grandpa's ashes. she put it around a plastic ducks neck so she wouldn't lose it at a sleepover one night*
Susie: "OH NO! ITS STUCK ON THE DUCK! DON'T WORRY GRANDPA! I'LL GET YOU OFF THE DUCK!"
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*during youth group, one of the guys farts and we all laugh, then Brandon, the youth leader tries to get us to pray, he asks Adam, who is still dying of laughter*
Brandon: "Its okay, Adam. You can pray about the fart."
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Mrs. J: "Describe someones shirt."
Joey: *looks at Brock* "Stupid."
M.J.: "More detail."
Joey: "B rocks"
M.J.: "MORE detail."
Joey: "Brock's stupid shirt."
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*Mr. VK asks if we have any questions about the chapter before we move on to the next one; no one does so he moves on to the next which is the same but harder. Adam then asks this question about the LAST chapter. Also, a lot of people call Adam 'Master' because his last name is Bates, and because hes always game master for silent football*
Adam: "So, whats a similarity statement?"
Mr. VK.: "There goes Master Bates, making everything difficult."
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Mercedes: "When we were babysitting, we rented a movie for them to watch."
Me: "which one?"
Mercedes.: "Paranormal Activity."
Me: "....how old were they?"
Mercedes: "3 and 11."
Me. : "....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
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Susie: *in a creepy voice* "Susie loves you Stephy *hugs me* foreeeeeveeeeer."
Me: "God...help...me..."
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Me: "Think less."
Susie: "I'll think about it."
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Me: *to Susie after she spazzed* "Your soul has epilepsy."
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Mercedes: "We are having a very mature conversation about smurf balls."
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Mr. Wingert: *about his new beard* "My face doesn't know what to do. Its never grown before."
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Michelle: "HEY LOOK A HORSEY!!!! ......oh.....wait.....that's a hay-bail."
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Susie: "Ow, that tickled"
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*talking about see a spider in your room*
Marce: "Well, if your room is clean, then you-"
Me: "CAN SEE THE FRIGGING SPIDERS MORE."
*i do not like spiders.*
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Kyle: "Get your head out of my crotch!"
Mercedes: "Its 'Get your head out of the gutter'!"
Kyle: "...same thing."
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*Mr. Ewing comes in to tell us to be quiet, 'cuz he's recording things in his room.*
Mercedes: *throws a pen at me*
Me: *yelling* "OW!"
Mercedes: "Shut up!"
*a train goes by*
Mercedes: "SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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Taylor: "Jeeez, Jeremy hasn't talked all period!"
Mr. VK.: "Shhhh, Taylor, don't say that! or else he'll start talking!"
Whole Class: "YEAHHHH!"
Jeremy: "Am I really that bad?"
Whole Class: "YES!"
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Mercedes: "Are your legs hairy?"
Me: "No."
Mercedes: "Mine are, you wanna feel them? I'm growing them out for Prom. I need leg warmers."
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*we were playing a game were I said a band or artist, and she had to sing a song by them*
Me: "Dolly Parton?"
Mercedes: *thinks for a minute* "OH. MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!"
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Sorry for the late-ness.
-Stephanie
but this one is super long!
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*one of the water fountains at school doesn't like to stop when you let go of the button*
Mercedes: *after drinking from said fountain and it keeps going* "....If you don't stop, I'ma beat you till you stop!" *water fountain stops* "HA!"
------
Kyle D.: "I weighed 140lbs last night....but then I went to the bathroom."
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*about her necklace made from her grandpa's ashes. she put it around a plastic ducks neck so she wouldn't lose it at a sleepover one night*
Susie: "OH NO! ITS STUCK ON THE DUCK! DON'T WORRY GRANDPA! I'LL GET YOU OFF THE DUCK!"
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*during youth group, one of the guys farts and we all laugh, then Brandon, the youth leader tries to get us to pray, he asks Adam, who is still dying of laughter*
Brandon: "Its okay, Adam. You can pray about the fart."
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Mrs. J: "Describe someones shirt."
Joey: *looks at Brock* "Stupid."
M.J.: "More detail."
Joey: "B rocks"
M.J.: "MORE detail."
Joey: "Brock's stupid shirt."
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*Mr. VK asks if we have any questions about the chapter before we move on to the next one; no one does so he moves on to the next which is the same but harder. Adam then asks this question about the LAST chapter. Also, a lot of people call Adam 'Master' because his last name is Bates, and because hes always game master for silent football*
Adam: "So, whats a similarity statement?"
Mr. VK.: "There goes Master Bates, making everything difficult."
------
Mercedes: "When we were babysitting, we rented a movie for them to watch."
Me: "which one?"
Mercedes.: "Paranormal Activity."
Me: "....how old were they?"
Mercedes: "3 and 11."
Me. : "....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
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Susie: *in a creepy voice* "Susie loves you Stephy *hugs me* foreeeeeveeeeer."
Me: "God...help...me..."
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Me: "Think less."
Susie: "I'll think about it."
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Me: *to Susie after she spazzed* "Your soul has epilepsy."
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Mercedes: "We are having a very mature conversation about smurf balls."
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Mr. Wingert: *about his new beard* "My face doesn't know what to do. Its never grown before."
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Michelle: "HEY LOOK A HORSEY!!!! ......oh.....wait.....that's a hay-bail."
------
Susie: "Ow, that tickled"
------
*talking about see a spider in your room*
Marce: "Well, if your room is clean, then you-"
Me: "CAN SEE THE FRIGGING SPIDERS MORE."
*i do not like spiders.*
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Kyle: "Get your head out of my crotch!"
Mercedes: "Its 'Get your head out of the gutter'!"
Kyle: "...same thing."
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*Mr. Ewing comes in to tell us to be quiet, 'cuz he's recording things in his room.*
Mercedes: *throws a pen at me*
Me: *yelling* "OW!"
Mercedes: "Shut up!"
*a train goes by*
Mercedes: "SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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Taylor: "Jeeez, Jeremy hasn't talked all period!"
Mr. VK.: "Shhhh, Taylor, don't say that! or else he'll start talking!"
Whole Class: "YEAHHHH!"
Jeremy: "Am I really that bad?"
Whole Class: "YES!"
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Mercedes: "Are your legs hairy?"
Me: "No."
Mercedes: "Mine are, you wanna feel them? I'm growing them out for Prom. I need leg warmers."
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*we were playing a game were I said a band or artist, and she had to sing a song by them*
Me: "Dolly Parton?"
Mercedes: *thinks for a minute* "OH. MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!"
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Sorry for the late-ness.
-Stephanie
