sorry for the LONG wait. I've been sick for the past few weeks, and couldn't update, so this one will be a bit longer.
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Mercedes: “Teenie-Weenie!”
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Mercedes: “This is my spot! I farted on this spot! Want to know how I know? I sniffed it!”
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Mercedes: “Fushigi sounds like a sex position.”
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Mercedes: “If Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris had kids, there would be two: Chuck Lee: the most bad ass thing on the planet, and Bruce Norris: ….he’s just special.”
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Mercedes: “VANNESSA! I called you a slut and you didn’t turn around! I love you.”
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Mercedes: *leaning a way from a freshman* “CREEPER!’
Me: “And you’re not?”
Susie: *to Mercedes* “You tried to lick the window!”
Me: “And you’re not?”
Susie: *to Mercedes* “You tried to lick the window!”
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mercedes: “My lesson for you all today is: Don’t put penises in your mouth.”
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Mercedes: *complaining about her boyfriend* I WANT TO PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. NOT. HIS. HAT!”
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Mercedes: *about her yarn* ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO POP OUT.!”
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Livi: “I hate my parents. Lets go all Children of the Corn on them!”
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Mercedes: “Chia balls…grow a pair….endorsed by Justin Beiber.”
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Trevor: “Emo kids in Iowa. Emo Kids of the Corn.”
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Me: “IS Friday a a or b day?”
Mercedes: “It’s a q day.”
Me: “Q is a lovely number”
Mercedes: “It’s a q day.”
Me: “Q is a lovely number”
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Emily: “Look, just watch ONE episode of Pretty Little Liars. You'll love it.”
Kyle D.: “No. my parents will question my sexuality.”
Kyle D.: “No. my parents will question my sexuality.”
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Kyle: * about his string cheese* “It’s flexible.”
Mercedes: “Sexy.”
Mercedes: “Sexy.”
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Kyle: *to Mercedes* KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS! *5min. later* KEEP YOUR GRAPES OFF MY BALLS!”
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Kyle: “Enough with the mayo!”
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Kyle: “NO BANGING ME!”
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Kyle: “KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY HEAD. AND OFF MY BALLS TOO!”
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Kyle: “Where would your ass be if you laughed it off”
Susie: *not paying attention* Online….
Kyle: “…why would your ass be…..TYLER!” *Tyler aka Susie boyfriend*
Susie: *not paying attention* Online….
Kyle: “…why would your ass be…..TYLER!” *Tyler aka Susie boyfriend*
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Susie: “I’m in such a state of ‘I don’t care’ that I don’t care.”
______________________________Again, sorry for the delay.
I also changed the games.
-Stephanie
