Quotes #13 (Sophomore Year)

SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!!!!!  D:
SO HERE IS A LOT OF QUOTES!!!:

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Morgan: "Tristan is a small girl trapped inside a black guys body."

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Micheal: "Dude, Micheal Phelps smoked pot."
Mr. Fitz: "Why?"
Micheal: "I don't know, I guess it made him feel like a mermaid."

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Brenden: "I need someone to hold my toes."

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Me: "I was looking through my papers in study hall today, and I found a paper with the tittle, "Quack."
......Nothing else....just quack.......I don't remember it.....but it says quack...."

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(these next few pretty much are from Mercedes)

Mercedes: "Adam is a church nerd!"

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Mercedes: "DEATH BY CATERPILLAR!"

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Me: "Its called "funny Donkey"." *plays a ring tone*
Mercedes: "That does NOT sound like a donkey! It sounds like a retarded horse on crack!"

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Mercedes: "I'm going to eat the sucker."
Me: "That's not a sucker, its a candy cane!"
Mercedes: "But its flavored like a Dum-Dum! So its a sucker!.....oh, its also flavored like Susie! He-He-He"
Susie: "HEY!"

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Susie: *after remembering her electric blanket was still on* "HEY STEPH, MY BED IS WARM!!!"
Mercedes: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA"

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Jen: *talking about the rainbow cupcakes I made for Marce's b-day party* "GAY CUPCAKES ARE AWESOME!"
Mercedes: "NO! THEY ARE *FABULOUS*!!!!!!!!"

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Mercedes: *looking at a dictionary* "Hey....Chow-Chow is a word! ....oh....its chopped mixed pickles in a mustard sauce.....ew....."

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Mercedes: "This is a fun surprise party for Marce...too bad she isn't here..."
(we held a surprise party for Marce...she didn't show up until it was an hour before it ended.)

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Mercedes: "I am your daily dose of Vitamin Whatever."

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Again, sooooo sorry for the delay. I haven't had much quotes or time lately.

-Stephanie